March 31, 2008

Just call me Miss Fix It

Me, after finally seeing my husband come home from a long shift at the Hospital where he just started working: Hey, How was work?

Mike: Really awful.

Me: Why?

Mike: Well, I had to sit with a patient and his family my whole shift and….. we had Broccoli for dinner last night.

Oh, so you had to….

And I couldn’t.

You couldn’t leave the room to?

It would have followed me back in. And even then, I was only allowed to leave the room, like ONCE the entire shift.

There’s not a quiet place somewhere to let one go?

Not really.

Well, in Grey’s Anatomy, there’s a room where all the Doctors and Nurses have sex, couldn’t you have gone in there?

Gosh! I never thought of that! Next time, I’ll just ask everyone where the sex closet is!

Perfect! But be sure to let them know you are asking so you can fart in there, not have sex.

Right.

Because you don’t want to give them the wrong idea.

No.

Posted by Jamie @ 4:48 pm • Mike   

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4 Responses to “Just call me Miss Fix It”

  1. Hahahahaha poor Mike. How totally awkward.

  2. Poor guy!

    (did he have it ‘out of his system’ by the time he got home?…no, don’t answer that.)

  3. Ah, Grey’s Anatomy saves the day! Knew it was good for something. I hope Mike knocks plenty loud before making use of the closet next time; nothing like … that … bursting in the room to kill the mood for unsuspecting doctors in love.

  4. Oh, I had to laugh so hard at that one! Poor Mike.

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